I give you a new theme.
Otherwise, what do I have to tell?
I still work at Gearbox Software. It’s still awesome. Go buy Borderlands and all the DLCs.
My short story Netherhouse Liquidation continues to be available at A Thousand Faces.
I made these.
Cool, aren’t they?
And that’s it. It will have to be enough.
Apparently I do still write.
My short story “Netherhouse Liquidation” went up on A Thousand Faces last week. Go me.
Usually I avoid memes but this one seemed fun.
First lines.
So the first lines to every story I still poke with a stick:
White Package:
Lorowski called him from a payphone.
Treatment:
You get treatment, you die.
Sundown:
Tate picked her up right in front of the house.
The Great White Hunter Gets A Massage:
Rachel Wallis noticed the man right away.
The Final Tasting:
Neil Rogers celebrated his eighty-third and final tasting on the lawn of the All-England Club under the milky blue light of a full moon.
Vanity:
Elyse presented the ice-sculpted likeness of the King on All Seasons Day.
Trifecta:
Step one is telling him to put down the gun.
Lift:
The Invisible Man died a week ago today.
Not Spain:
He was not in Spain.
Moneymaker:
I see the Strawmen duck under the yellow tape and I know they’re here to see the body.
Nine Tenths:
I hate Bob Seger.
Uh, yeah.
Been busy.
Also, Red Radishes has gone up at A Twist of Noir.
Babies be coming. Somewheres after 9:00PM CST.
Beware!
