Jeff Macfee

Usually I avoid memes but this one seemed fun.
First lines.
So the first lines to every story I still poke with a stick:
White Package:
Lorowski called him from a payphone.
Treatment:
You get treatment, you die.
Sundown:
Tate picked her up right in front of the house.
The Great White Hunter Gets A Massage:
Rachel Wallis noticed the man right away.
The Final Tasting:
Neil [...]

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Uh, yeah.

Been busy.
Also, Red Radishes has gone up at A Twist of Noir.

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Babies be coming. Somewheres after 9:00PM CST.
Beware!

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I have strong indications that one of my short stories was accepted for publication. Don’t want to jinx it until it’s all finalized, but things are looking good.
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

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Why am I only now watching the Guild? I thought I lived in a geek cave, but apparently it was the low-rent cave without any high quality stalagmites or stalactites or quotes from the Guild like “I’m a HinJew”.
I was a fool.

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