Usually I avoid memes but this one seemed fun.
So the first lines to every story I still poke with a stick:
Lorowski called him from a payphone.
You get treatment, you die.
Tate picked her up right in front of the house.
The Great White Hunter Gets A Massage:
Rachel Wallis noticed the man right away.
The Final Tasting:
Neil Rogers celebrated his eighty-third and final tasting on the lawn of the All-England Club under the milky blue light of a full moon.
Elyse presented the ice-sculpted likeness of the King on All Seasons Day.
Step one is telling him to put down the gun.
The Invisible Man died a week ago today.
He was not in Spain.
I see the Strawmen duck under the yellow tape and I know they’re here to see the body.
I hate Bob Seger.