I have a roughly 1000 word flash-like thing shaping up. Yes, I am the shit. But why why WHY must I wank at the end? Like, every single time wank at the end?!?
I want to take the writer in me, stuff him in a burlap sack, and pound some sense into him. The dude frustrates me, you know?
But the Dude abides. And with that, I digress.